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GYPSIES: My big, fat, gypsy disgrace
The Erastus Christmas Brain Teaser 3
What shall I write about, idiots?
I'm dreaming of a very white Christmas. Aren't you, Christmas lovers?
The Erastus Christmas Brain Teaser 2
The Erastus Christmas Brain Teaser
The First Stone
WORDS: They come easy. Don't they?
WHEELCHAIR USERS: A pain in the bum for some
WILLIAM AND KATE: Ring of fire?
NEIGHBOUR'S FLAG: Beaten by very English wind
CHRISTMAS: A time for kids, not adults
TROLLS: Why DO they bother?
CANNABIS: What's all the fuss about?
NEWS SHOPPER READERS: They do make me laugh!
TWEET, TWEET!
GOD: Invented by humans to explain everything
SENSE: What is it?
IMMIGRATION: Britain needs more, not less
When do 'kids' stop being 'kids' these days?
COMING SOON: Why I sometimes feel the need to wear my wife's clothes
CHINESE FOOD: What a yolk, folks!
IKEA: Welcome to The Land of Bland
SEX IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS: It's not always what it's cracked up to be
SIDCUP HIGH STREET: It makes Dartford seem almost upmarket
THE BLOGFATHER: Part IV
WOMEN DRIVERS: The curse of mankind
MY FIRST DAY IN THE REAL WORLD: Not such a steep learning curve
THE ELDERLY: No reward for growing old
SCHOOL HOLIDAYS: The teachers go and the kids cometh
TELEVISION: It doesn't turn me on and vice versa
CYCLISTS: Know your limits!
DARTFORD: A few reasons why you need to hate Erastus Piggott
UNIVERSITY: A complete and utter waste of time and money for the average student
I cheered for Harry Brown but should I feel guilty about it?
DARTFORD: Only fatties hate the hot weather
My neighbour still has his flag up
My prediction for the England v Slovenia game
The England players are spoiled, so let's not spoil them anymore!
It's time to put the flags away
Morons at the gym
An open letter to City.
Is it time to forget the Second World War?
Sorry seems to be the hardest word
I have a foxy confession to make
How to get the best out of your garden shed
Ban vicious dog owners
Erastus goes international
Mass debating makes some people blind to common sense
Ban vicious dogs
'Friends' unreunited
Why so quiet in the Land of Blog?
Erastus The White
Ebenezer Piggott - 8