WHOEVER has the misfortune to be a neighbour of Bill Leman has my complete sympathy.

What with the foxes, the hundreds of birds, the hedgehogs, not forgetting the frogs and the fast-breeding dormouse, it must be like living next to a menagerie.

It's a wonder he doesn't charge an admission fee to watch the blighters feeding.

It's a good job bears and wolves no longer roam the countryside as they once did. The lunatic would be feeding them too.

On reflection, it's a pity bears and wolves don't roam free, if they did, they certainly would cull the foxes, the birds and, perish the thought, Bill Leman.

Nature red' in both tooth and claw there's a lot to recommend it.

HENRY WINDASS
Old Bexley