Name: Jade-Marie Harmaan. Date of birth: 2/1/1988. Location: Eltham.

Status: Engaged. Occupation: Full-time mum!

Education: Bad subject. Went to like 10 schools in total, secondary and primary because of being 'naughty'. When I was 16 I finally got the reason of why I was 'naughty' - Aspergers syndrome which is part of the autistic spectrum, ADHD, ODD and panic attacks. Hmm, therefore done home schooling which was a pile of poop. Didn't get no qualifactions.

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Favourite movies: These sort of questions I can never answer - how can you just have one? There's so much great movies out there, I can never choose one - although, right now I'm thinking Dirty Dancing, that's one film I can watch over and over. Plus it's got my wedding-song-to-be in it! Can you guess which one?

Favourite music: Yet again, how can you pick with the great range of artists out there? You cannot possibly just pick one favourite, although I like a wide range of various artists!

Favourite TV: Argh - these questions! Maybe EastEnders? Only because it's a well-known programme that everyone knows and most people love. So it's a great topic for conversation.

Favourite books: Oooh, a great question! LOADS! I love reading books, from JK Rowling to Marion Keynes.

Favourite websites: This one? Why when you answer this question you are always obliged to say the one you're on?!

Favourite quote: I never have the answer to this question! People must really love reading my profiles! Oh, maybe "Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get". Hmm, unless it's Malteasers?

Interests: Looking after Alfie, my son, although that's more like a chore!

Describe yourself: A teenage mum! Ok, joking, although that's what all these people think who turn their noses up at me in the street.

Ok, I am an 18-year-old who is in love with two sexy men! One's my little son, and the other is my gorgeous fiancee Karl!

I have 'dyed' deep red hair, which was formely dark brown! Hazel eyes, and a mummy size 14 figure that is dying to get back to its normal size 12 figure. Oh the joys of being a mum!

Well, I guess that's enough mummble jumble!

What's happening? Busy, busy with a seven-month lil stinker! He's crawling everywhere!

Most like to meet? I usually say no-one, But probably my MSN buddy Lesley - she's cool. We started chatting when we just fell pregnant and are always talking about our two lil fellas!

Number one goal in life? I suppose to make Alfie have the best childhood!

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