What shall I write about, idiots?

There are a great many idiots in this world. Far too many for me to count, in fact. Instead of going off on one, I think it would be easier to make a simple list.

1. Idiots who voted for Nick Clegg and were subsequently surprised when he sided with the terrible tories.

2. Idiots who voted BNP.

3. Idiots who didn't bother voting at all.

4. Idiots who are still amazed when it snows in winter and fail to get themselves prepared for the occasion.

5. Idiots who are brainwashed into watching X-Factor and Strictly Come Dancing. When exactly is Brucie going to get knighted, I wonder? Never, probably.

6. Idiots who believe in climate change and don't flush their pee down the loo. As Ken Livingstone likes to say at every opportunity: 'If it's yellow, it's mellow. If it's brown, flush it down'. What an idiot!

7. Idiots who don't appreciate the finer things in life like Pink Floyd, a handful of sprats on toast and bloggers. Terrible!

8. Idiots who believe that their kids are destined to go to university in order to study useless subjects (media studies, travel & tourism, surfboarding) and then object when the government tells them that we, the public, ain't gonna pay for it. Disillusioned idiots of the first order, that's for sure.

9. Idiots who can't answer even one question in University Challenge. I answered 15 the other night, so eat your idiot hearts out, idiots.

10. Idiots who are so idiotic that they idiotically don't realise they are idiots in the first place. Surely, these are the worst idiots of all.

Well, that's my top 10 of idiots. Perhaps you would like to add some of your own. Please feel free to do so.

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