Well, after a lovely night out in Bromley on Saturday, the journey home was disappointing.

Lots of youngsters screeching, drunken youngsters decorating the pavement with about £40 worth of booze, but hey I was young once.

What I found no excuse for was the bus journey home - girls fighting, a size (and I'm not sizeist but sometimes it's better to keep covered up) 26-plus middle-aged 'lady' flashing her rolls of fat at car drivers. Come on girls, show a bit of decorum.

I'd like to think that she would be unable to remember to save her embarrassment, but I expect the drivers she flashed at are still having therapy!