listings

To Dec 1

Me and My Girl funny, heart-warming musical love story, Churchill Theatre, High Street Bromley, Tues-Sat 7.45pm, Thur and Sat 2.30pm, £10- £19, 020 8460 6677.

Oklahoma! Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, Fairfield Concert Hall, Park Lane, Croydon, £7-£13, 7.30pm, Sat matinees 3pm, 020 8688 9291.

To Dec 9

Waste idealistic Independent MP fighting for his spiritual and political life after a one-night stand, Greenwich Playhouse, Greenwich High Road, Tues-Sat 7.30pm, Sun 4pm, £9/£7/£6 groups of 6+, 020 8858 9256.

Nov 29

Brendan Shine in Concert The Ramblin' Irishman brings a heart warming blend of music and humour, Woodville Halls Theatre, Woodville Place, Gravesend, 8pm, £10/£11, 01474 337774.

Nov 29-Dec 1

Cat on the Fiddle proceeds to Cancer Research Campaign, Village Hall, Horton Road, Horton Kirby, Dartford, 7.45pm, £3.50 inc refreshment, 01322 863165/ 01322 866145/ 01322 865021.

Nov 29-30

Hollywood and Broadway Dave Willets and Grace Kennedy sing songs from the musicals, The Orchard, Home Gardens, Dartford, £16.50/£18.50, 7.45pm, 01322 220000.

Nov 29-Dec 1

The Lights three people on a night journey through a tough urban landscape haunted by desperation,

passion, corruption and ghosts, Rose Theatre, Rose Burford College, Burnt Oak Lane, Sidcup, 7.30pm, Sat matinee 2.30pm, £6/£4, 020 8308 2616.

Dec 1-8

Not About Heroes based on the true story of Siefried Sassoon & Wilfred Owen, The Edward Alderton Theatre, Brampton Road, Bexleyheath, 7.30pm, £5, 020 8301 5584, www.edward-alderton.ukf.net

Dec 3-4

The Circus of Horrors bizarre circus acts and live rock music, Ashcroft Theatre, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, 7.45pm, £12-£15, 020 8688 9291.

Dec 3-8

The Pit and the Pendulum gothic nightmare which taps into the most basic fears, Mon-Sat, 7.45pm, Thur and Sat matinees 2.30pm, £13- £19, Churchill Theatre, High Street, Bromley, 020 8460 6677.

Wait Until Dark a taut psychological thriller, Erith Playhouse, Erith High Street, Erith, Mon-Sat 8pm, £5, 01322 350345.

Dec 5

Ireland's Showband Legends high-energy stage show with stories and music, Fairfield Concert Hall, Park Lane, Croydon, £13-£16, 8pm, 020 8688 9291.

Romeo and Juliet the Welsh Independent Ballet Company continues to change the way people see classical ballet, The Stag, London Road, Sevenoaks, 10am/1.30pm/2pm/6pm/7pm, £4.50-£12, 01732 450175.

Dec 6-8

Bring on the Men musical comedy drama about matchmaking, Hayes Village Hall, 7.30pm/8pm, £5, 020 8462 5194.

The Accrington Pals a striking and humorous evocation of civilian life during wartime, Rose Theatre, Rose Burford College, Burnt Oak Lane, Sidcup, 7.30pm, Sat 2.30pm, £6/£4. 020 8308 2616.

Dec 7-8

Oliver The Musical Mick Jagger Centre, Shepherds Lane, Dartford, Dec 7 7pm, Dec 8 10.30am, 2.30pm and 7pm, £5/£7, family ticket £20, 01322 220000

PANTO

Dec 5-8

Red Riding Hood an original pantomime presented by the New Wickham Court Players, The Assembly Rooms, Gates Green Road, Coney Hall, Wed-Fri 8pm, Sat 11am/3pm/7pm, £4.50, 020 8462 3492.

Dec 7-Jan 20

Snow White starring EastEnders' Letitia Dean, The Orchard, Home Gardens, Dartford, 11am/2pm/2.30pm

3pm/4pm/6pm/7pm/7.30pm on various dates, £8-£16, 01322 220000.

Dec 14-Jan 20

Cinderella starring Darren Day and an all-star cast, Fairfield Concert Hall, Park Lane, Croydon, 1.30pm

2.30pm/4pm/5pm/7.30pm, £9.50-£16.50, 020 8688 9291.

Dec 15-Jan 6

Cinderella with Michael Rose from EastEnders and Allana Truman from Neighbours, The Stag, London Road, Sevenoaks, 10am/1.30pm/2pm

6pm/7pm, £4.50-£12, 01732 450175.

Dec 13-Jan 20

The New Adventures of Peter Pan starring Paul Nicholas and Julie Buckfield, Churchill Theatre, High Street, Bromley, 1.30pm/2.30pm/5.30pm

7.30pm, £12-£16, 020 8460 6677.

Jan 5-19

Sleeping Beauty traditional panto, Erith Playhouse, Erith High Street, Erith. 2pm/3pm/5pm/8pm on various days, no Monday performance, £5.75, 01322 350345.

KIDS' STUFF

Nov 28 - Dec 1

Cinderella an old favourite jam-packed with comedy, excitement and adventure for three to eight-year-olds, Warehouse Theatre, Dingwall Road, Croydon, 11am, £4.50 adults, £3.50 children plus membership adults 50p and children 10p, 020 8680 4060.

Dec 1

Clownderella will the crystal flipper fit? Also glove puppet workshop The Nettlefold, West Norwood Library Centre, Norwood High Street, West Norwood, noon, £3 show only, £5 with workshop, children must be accompanied by an adult. 020 7926 8070.

ARTS

To Dec 1

Edwardian Dartford history of Dartford from 1901-1910, Dartford Borough Museum, Market Street, free, call 01322 343555 for opening times.

To Dec 8

Oscillations art and science collaboration, Hall Place and Gardens, Bourne Road, Bexley, 10am-4.30pm, closed Sundays and Mondays, free, 01322 526574.

To Dec 20

Shirley's Images paintings and drawings, Ripley Arts Centre, Sundridge Avenue, Bromley, please telephone to view, free, 020 8464 5816.

To Dec 21

Four Insights 01:Seeds installation of medical imagery by Francoise Sergy, Ferryview Health Centre, John Wilson Street, Woolwich, free, Mon-Fri 8.30am-6.30pm 020 8319 5401.

To Dec 20

Multi media exhibition paintings by Derrick Waller and Don Cranefield, Ripley Arts Centre, Sundridge Avenue, Bromley, please telephone to view, 020 8464 5816.

To March 3

Euro Elegance 18th century European fans, The Fan Museum, Crooms Hill, Greenwich, Tues-Sat 11am-5pm, Sun noon-5pm, £3.50/£2.50, free admission Tues 2-5pm for children under 7, senior citizens and disabled people, 020 8305 1441.

COMEDY

Nov 30

Mickey Hutton with Jimmy Carr, Eddie Bannon and Ian Cognito Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, 7.30pm, £10/£5 conc, 020 8680 5363.

Ian Stone with Pierre Hollins, Jojo Smith and Steve Hughes Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, £10/£6, 8pm, 020 8858 4581.

Dec 1

Zeron Gibson with Steve Best, Milton Jones and Steve Hughes Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, £14/£10, 7pm, 020 8858 4581.

Ian Stone with Pierre Hollins, Jojo Smith and Steve Best Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, Croydon, £10/£14 conc, 7pm, 020 8293 4077.

Dec 2

Malcolm Hardee with Eddie Bannon, Men in Coats and Steve Hughes Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, £6/£4, 8pm, 020 8858 4581.

Dec 5

Lenny Henry live, his only London show in this tour, Broadway Theatre, Catford Broadway, Catford, 8pm, £17.50/£16.50, 020 8690 2305/020 8690 0002.

Dec 7

Justin Lee Collins MC with Jeff Innocent, Kevin Hayes and Lee Mack Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, £12/£6, 8pm, 020 8858 4581.

Otis Cannelloni with Lee Mack, Cole Parker and Jeff Innocent Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, 7.30pm, £12/£6 conc, 020 8680 5363.

JAZZ

Nov 28

Club Tabou return of acclaimed hot club guitar duo, Pizza Express, Bluewater, Greenhithe, 7.45pm, 01322 427526.

Nov 29

Paul Harrison's Jazz Band, Woodman debut for leading Danish band, Woodman, Blackfen Road, Sidcup, 8.30pm, £5, 020 8850 3181.

Dec 2

Chris Howes Trio great food, great music and they play requests, Mariott Hotel Restaurant, Broadway, Bexleyheath, 1pm, 020 8298 1000.

Joe Lee Wilson + Kirk Lightsey Trio big -oiced blues balladeer with major star piano player, Mick Jagger, Centre Shepherds Lane, Dartford, 7.30pm £12 /£10, 01322 291100.

Dec 3

John Barnes and Les Simons Band saxophone guest with style to fit and wit to match, King's Head, High Street, Bexley, 8.30pm, £5, 01322 527803.

Dec 5

Paul Zec & Chris Howes cool and hot alto sax/piano duo back by popular demand, Pizza Express, Bluewater, Greenhithe, 7.45pm 01322 427626.

ROCK AND POP

Nov 2

Marvin X singing genius, Time, College Approach, Greenwich, free, 8.30pm, 020 8305 9767.

Nov 30

Tales of Agony The Venue, Milton Road, Gravesend, 9pm-midnight, free, student-friendly bar prices, 01474 566131.

The Paul Weller Experience tribute, The Venue, Clifton Rise, New Cross, 8pm-4am, £6/£3 before 10pm for students/nurses, 020 8692 4077.

Wilko Johnson and The Unconcious Collective Amersham, New Cross Road, Lewisham, 9pm-2am, happy hour 9pm-10pm, £6/£7, 020 8692 2047.

Dec 1

Fab 2 Beatles tribute, The Crossways, Sidcup Road, Eltham, 9pm, free, 020 8857 1226.

Queen B Queen Tribute, The Venue, Clifton Rise, New Cross, 8pm-4am, £9/£3 before 10pm for students/nurses, 020 8692 4077.

Dec 5

Andrea Britton Time, College Approach, Greenwich, 8.30pm, free, 020 8305 9767.

FOLK/COUNTRY

Nov 28

Honey No Nuts guitar, whistle and a mixture of honey-smooth and rough-shod vocals, Tudor Barn, Well Hall Pleasance, Eltham, 8.30pm, £1, 07903 931 007.

Nov 29

Global Fusion World Music Special including drumming, sitar and tabla, The Wine Cellar, Anglesea Road, Woolwich, 8.30pm, £4, 020 8858 9497.

Second Chance Calamity Jane's Country Music Club, Woolwich Catholic Club, Beresford Street, Woolwich, 8pm, 01322 221099/020 8855 8015.

Dec 1

London Community Gospel Choir UK's number one gospel choir, Blackheath Halls, Lee Road, Blackheath, 8.30pm, £14, 020 8463 0100.

Dec 4

Tom Leary & Kevin Dempsey Dartford Folk Club, Dartford Working Men's Club, Essex Road, Dartford, 8.30pm-11pm, 01322 222553.

Dec 6

Steve Cherelle with Calamity Jane's Country Music Club, Woolwich Catholic Club, Beresford Street, Woolwich, 8pm, 01322 221099/020 8855 8015.

Dec 7

Kevin Stewert & 1st Chapter, Carolina Country Music Club, Pickhurst Infants School, Pickhurst Lane, West Wickham, 7.30pm, £5, 020 8462 5314.

CLASSICAL

To Dec 1

Cavalleria Rusticana I Pagliacci opera double bill of doomed love set to seductive music, The Stag, London Road, Sevenoaks, 7.30pm, Sat 2.30pm, £8-£20, 01732 450175.

Nov 29

Cordon Bleu Barbershop Singers live lunchtime concert, Bromley Library, Bromley High Street, Bromley, noon-2pm, £2 donation, 020 8460 9955.

Nov 30

Marat Bisengaliev and John Lenehan world famous concert artists on violin and piano, United Reform Church, Widmore Road, Bromley, 8pm, £9/£3, 020 8402 0743.

Panos Tsikos Baritone, lunchtime concert food can be bought in coffee shop, Charlton House, Charlton Road, Charlton, 1pm, free, 020 8856 3951.

Dec 1

Bexley Youth Orchestra and others two concerts including woodwind, brass band jazz band and junior concert band, Townley Grammar, Townley Road, Bexleyheath, 4.30pm & 7.30pm, £2-£4, 020 8302 1456.

Greenwich Concert Band, Christmas concert of festive favourites, New Eltham Methodist Church, Footscray Road Eltham, 7.30pm, £4/£3, 020 8850 4260.

Dec 2

Music at St Mark's, choir with chamber ensemble, St Mark with St Margaret, Old Mill Road, Plumstead, 6.30pm, programme £1.

Orchestra of St John's chamber ensemble, Blackheath Halls, Lee Road, Blackheath, 11.30am, £12.50/£10, 020 8463 0100.

Salvation Army Carol Concert join the singing in aid of National Children's Home and Meningitis Foundation, Woodville Halls Theatre, Woodville Place, Gravesend, 4.30pm, £2.50, 01474 337774.

Surrey Sinfonietta, family Christmas spectacular with choirs and dancers from local schools, audience quizzes and prizes, Ashcroft Theatre, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, 3.15pm, £5/£7, 020 8688 9291.

Dec 4

Trio Ondine prize winning Nordic pianists Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, 1pm, £2-£2.90, 020 8688 9291.

Dec 6

Puer Natus an evening of festive music, Cabot Hall, Cabot Place West, Canary Wharf, 7.45pm, £7/£11, 020 7418 2783.

Yours Affectionately recorded music, Bromley Library, Bromley High Street, Bromley, noon-2pm with short break at 1pm, £1 donation, 020 8460 9955.

Dec 8

Orpington Symphony Orchestra featuring Joanna Nicolaou on cello, Orpington Methodist Church, Sevenoaks Road, 8pm, £6/£5, family ticket £14, 01959 572651.

DANCE

Dec 1

Millennium Wiggle one-off two-hour belly dance workshop, Albany Theatre, Douglas Way, Deptford, 10.30am, £7/£5, 020 8692 4446.

Ultimate Street Dance Workshop Greenwich Dance Agency, The Borough Hall, Royal Hill, Greenwich, 10.30am-3.30pm, £12/£8/£6, 020 8293 9741.

Christmas Tea Dance Dave Kent Trio, raffle, Christmas crackers and mince pies, Greenwich Dance Agency, The Borough Hall, Royal Hill, Greenwich, 2pm-4.30pm, £5/£4/£20 for groups of 10, 0208 293 9741.

Dec 4-6

George Piper Dances (The Ballet Boyz) contemporary dance, South Bank Centre, Royal Festival Hall, London SE1, £10.50-£17.50, 7.45pm, 020 7960 4242.

PLAY READINGS

Nov 30

Peter Abbs poetry reading, Ripley Arts Centre, Sundridge Avenue, Bromley, £3/£1 including refreshments, 8pm, 020 8851 9116/020 8778 5066.

TALKS

Nov 29

Mathew Jukes wine tasting and talk by Mail on Sunday wine writer, Ottakars bookshop, 7pm, £4, The Glades, Bromley, 020 8460 6037.

Dec 3

Wildlife through the Seasons in Britain United Reform Church, Widmore Road, Bromley, 8pm, £4, 020 8467 9565.

Dec 6

Joan of Arc, Woman, Warrior, Witch Christ Church, Fairfield Road, Beckenham, 8pm, 020 8650 7511.

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