BEN Stiller writes, directs and stars in this unattractive catwalk comedy about a dim-witted male model who becomes involved in the assassination of an African political leader.

Based on a spoof supermodel creation from the 1996 VH1/Vogue fashion awards, Zoolander sets itself up as a type of Austin Powers-like pastiche of the fashion industry but falls flat on its face amid an avalanche of unfunny and braindead jokes.

Stiller, in particular, frustrates as the central character, complete with an annoying voice and quirky mannerisms gone is the manic energy which made his winning turns in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents so successful.

The film is occasionally lifted from its stupidity by Owen Wilson, who steals all of the best moments as Zoolander's rival, and by a host of cameos from the likes of David Duchovny, Vince Vaughn, Billy Zane, John Voight, Christian Slater and David Bowie.

But anyone expecting something on a par with Austin Powers or Stiller's recent work is likely to be sorely disappointed.

This, stripped bare, is more a case of the 'emperor's new clothes' than anything vogue.

By.Rob Carnevale