Bar 68, 68 Brigstock Road, Thornton Heath. 020 8665 0683. Fri and Sat: DJs. Sun: Karaoke. Pub hours. Thornton Heath BR.

The Bird of Pride, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon. 020 8684.1469 Popular Croydon local. Pub hours. East/West Croydon BR.

Buzz Bar, 136 Battersea High St, SW11. 020 7207 3895. Clap Junction BR

The Goose and Carrot, 128 Wellesley Rd, Croydon. 020 8689 3473. Hard-to-get-to local though friendly enough when you do make it. West Croydon BR.

Kazbar, 50 Clapham High St, Clapham. 020 7622 0070. Buzzing video bar, particularly popular with the pre-clubbing/party crowd. Open 4pm-midnight Mon-Fri, noon-midnight Saturday, noon-11.30pm Sunday. North Clapham/Clapham Common tube.

Marquis of Lorne, 117 Haydons Road, Wimbledon. 020 8542 3306. Friday DJ Stevie T dips into his handbag; Saturday: The ever effervescent Titti La Camp; Sunday Hide the voddie Pearl White's back; Monday Chill out; Tuesday Game show night; WednesdayEues down for housey housey; Thursday Camp quiz jackpot now £450.South Wimbledon tube.

Reflex, 184 London Road, Kingston. 020 8549 9911. Thursday Men Only, 10pm-3am, £3; Friday Night Funk with the Reflex Go-Go Boys £3 before 11pm, £5 after, 10pm-3am; Saturday Night Fever £5 all nigh, 10pm-3amt; Sunday disco, with both downstairs and the upstairs Forum bar now open 9pm-1am, free. Kingston BR.

Richmond Arms, 20 The Square, Richmond. 020 8940 2118. Long standing establishment which has seen competition come and seen it go. The place for a quiet pint and a natter. Richmond BR and tube.

The Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, Clapham. 020 7498 4971. Hugely popular cabaret bar club with something on almost every night. Friday: Sandra, Lucia and Mille Turner on stage, Paul Short in the club; Saturday World Aids Day with HIH Regina Fong, Mark Monroe in the club; Sunday Pam Ann's Mile High Club 5.30pm, Ceri Dupree 7.30pm, Sandra's Corruption 9.30pm, Chris Reardon in the club; Monday Grant Wilkins in the club; Tuesday Jakaoke's karaoke 10.30-12.30pm, Wayne Artex plays retro and pop in the club; Wednesdat Pam Ann's Come Fly With Me, Mark Monroe in the club; Thursday Dave Lynn's Crowd Control, Paul Short in the club. Open 4pm-2am Mon-Thur, 2pm-3am Fri-Sat, noon-midnight Sun. Tues-Thur5s £2 after 11pm, Fri-Sat £3 after 9.30pm, £4 after 11pm, Sun free. Clapham Common tube.

The Fridge Nightclub, 1 Townhall Parade, Brixton, 020 7326 5100. Classic clubbing in south London's cultural heartbeat. Open 10pm-6am. Saturday, don't miss the Love Muscle Leather and Denim Special. Join Yvette as she oils her leathers and brings out the playboys at this legendary mixed gay night. Members £11, non members £13. Brixton tube.

November 30, 2001 14:31