How has it come to this? How have we all allowed ourselves to be brainwashed by the Health and Safety gestapo into accepting their pathetic warnings as the norm? Are we really all totally devoid of common sense?

I was shopping at lunchtime and popped into a large retail store by the name of Argos. There, confronting me stapled on the wall was the following warning -

"Please note that the following are not toys and should not be given to children:

Claw hammer

Pliers

Screwdriver................."

Help me god!!!