Who 'IS' Top Banana ?

Now these were no ordinary bananas, they were all shapes sizes and ages. In this particular bunch there were six bananas. Now you do get bigger or smaller bunches, so you can choose which ones' you fancy. Well I fancy this one because they are so different! . Now, when I say THIS one it is because there are a BUNCH of them. This family were made up of LOOSE bananas. They do get separated some times, so it's not unusual to see a mixed bunch.

Well what a mixture! Top Banana is the Daddy and he tries to do his best for the rest and he is always telling them stories to keep them amused. His name is Lenny. We call him Top Banana because he is always singing "Top Banana, Top, Top Banana, Top Banana, Top, Top Banana, and it is quite infectious. So much so that everybody who knows him keeps singing it as well , especially when they see him.

13th August 2005 Lenny ( Kravitz ) Newton Now all you creative writers out there, even if your not, to continue the story of Top Banana and 'Is Mates' eg; Hedgedog, Rhinoman and Enc & Dic. No relation to Ant & Dec I need you to send me a Chapter. Try and bring a moral to the proceedings, and keep it clean as this is a ...

Children's Story Subjects to choose from or you can choose your own, here is a list of ours; Top Banana; For President,... Spidermans Surrogate Father,...Professor of Reverse Physcology at the University for the Generation Unification,... Sports Organiser, ... Entertainments Manager,... Teaching Portuguese to 4 yr old Adults.

Or..... Meeting and Greeting his Dutch Cousins.

What do you think Top Banana should look like?

Where did he get that Spiderman shirt?

Who do you think he met on the way over the Atlantic?

Where did he come from?

President of what?

How come he's Spidermans substitute Dad, whats that all about?

What sport would YOU like to see Top Banana Organise in his Gym down the Drum?. Football, Basketball, Tug-of-War.

email; topbananapublications@gmail.com; and put in the Subject line what YOU would like to see and do