Well, it seems that Your Lord is back where he belongs. As I have already stated, my absence from the blogs and news stories was just too much for my supporters and detractors to bear. I think it only right and proper that I continue to enlighten readers of the News Shopper with my highly amusing, entertaining and informative thoughts on life. To get us all back into the fold, I propose to hold The Great Erastus Treasure Hunt Part 2.

Some months back, Your Lord organised and ran The Great Erastus Treasure Hunt. The competition was a great success, so I am hoping the forthcoming contest will be met with the same, if not more, enthusiasm as the first.

I will not beat around the bush but instead inform you all that the hunt will start Friday, 24th October at 1pm British time, leave the weekend free and then continue on Monday, 27th at a time specified by Your Lord. The contest will end on Thursday, 30 October.

Answers must be left on the blog, NOT on the private message system. The first person to leave the correct answer on the blog is the winner on that day only. The person with the most correct first answers on the 30th October will be the overall winner.

As for the prize, I will leave that for you all to thrash out.

To get you all started, here is a dummy question:

I WAS BORN 31ST OF MAY 1930. I RETURNED TO MY BIRTHPLACE IN 1971 TO TACKLE A SCORPION AND TOOK A ROOFTOP RIDE ON A SCHOOLBUS.

WHAT IS MY REAL LIFE MOTHER’S NAME?

Please remember, the above question is just one to get you into the spirit of the Great Erastus Treasure Hunt Part 2.

Good luck and happy hunting. Do not forget to think of a prize for the winner.

Erastus