Things are getting desperate and so I asked my colleagues for more ideas.
One reporter suggested I should extend my search to dogs.
Another suggested hanging around outside a hospital and begging pregnant women to name their child Dan Keel.
Please email me at dkeel@london.newsquest.co.uk or call 01689 885726 or leave a comment below.
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