Maybe the football’s not for you this Saturday. Here are five alternatives for Saturday (May 11). Let us know what you'll be doing in the comments section below.
Lights, Camera, Action! At the Old Royal Naval College, Greenwich.
Join a 60-minute film tour around the baroque buildings which have appeared in the likes of Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Les Miserables. Go to ornc.org
The Fawlty Towers: The Dinner Show at The Orchard Theatre, Dartford.
Tuck into a three course meal with interactive comedy from hotelier Basil Fawlty, his highly-strung wife Sybil and the hapless Manuel. Tickets £39, go to orchardtheatre.co.uk.
Bromley Comedy Club, Studio cafe at The Churchill Theatre.
Outrageous Yank comic Scott Capurro headlines. Warning: provocative material. Tickets £12.50 at bromleycomedy.com.
Charity plant sale and farmer’s market at Harris HospisCare, Tregony Road, Orpington.
Pop along from 10am to noon to pick up local produce and plants for a good cause.
Saturday knitting at New Cross Library, New Cross Road.
A complete change of pace – enjoy a bit of peace and a chat at this free session from 2pm to 5pm.
Maybe you do want to watch the FA Cup. News Shopper has picked the top five pubs to watch in it, here.
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